hand prints of love

  • 11th
  • May
  • 2012

I have 3 different personalities.

  • the one where I’m out-going and loud.
  • the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
  • the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:


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tellingmelies31:

latenightepisode:

meronsays:

regularstories:

mclean-maslow-monster:

every little thing that you have said and done…

One of my top 5 BSB songs.

I specifically remember BSB performing this song on ‘All That’ and me saying “but what if she killed someone???” to the ‘what you did’ line lol #sigh #childhood

for @tellingmelies

Chair dance!

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  • 6th
  • May
  • 2012

(via kayy-leen)

Showing a video to your friend that you found absolutely hilarious.

sodamnrelatable:

You:

Them:

You:

via (sodamnrelatable)

the-absolute-best-posts:

erikangstrom:
The scale of Africa on most map projections is extremely misleading. Here are many landmasses compared to-scale with Africa.

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the-absolute-best-posts:

erikangstrom:

The scale of Africa on most map projections is extremely misleading. Here are many landmasses compared to-scale with Africa.

 Submitted by face—the—strange

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  • 5th
  • May
  • 2012
ilovemaicurls:

lookitsrose:

emilythesmelly:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

omg lol

Lmmfao!

ilovemaicurls:

lookitsrose:

emilythesmelly:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

omg lol

Lmmfao!

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When someone with no mutual friends adds you on facebook

sodamnrelatable:

and you’re just like:

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faketalesofjillian:

heeyyyy this is in Vegas!! 
xD

faketalesofjillian:

heeyyyy this is in Vegas!! 

xD